Flash & Trash in OC.

Got back from OC this weekend, and if anyone knows whats thats like, feel free to make fun of me to no end. Went down for a softball tourney (USSSA Men's 'E' Class Atlantic Coast Regional), so again, insert joke #2. We ended up 3-2, finishing in the top half. But that is not the news I wish to share. Rather, the debacle of a weekend I like to call Spring Break '06. Christ, it has been a while.

Got down Thursday night, and got T-RASHED!!! 4 games of Beer pong + 5-6 red bull & vodkas, + 321 bud lights = fucked up blackout state. I fell in love with Miss Piggy, and could almost fathom more incredible moments. Met hundreds of thousands of Russian chicks, and learned how to say "Take Your Shirt Off" in Russian. снимите вашу рубашку.

Played golf friday, shot 80 at Rum Pointe on a wicked hangover. I am particularly pleased because of my physical, mental, and emotional state, plus the 20+ knot wind on every hole. Got drunk that night, but not too much due to the 5 games were about to play on Saturday. Met IRENE STROKULVA, who my buddy is going to mail order when she gets back to mother russia and is officially on the market.

Saturday I was beat due to all the games, but since we didnt make it to Sunday, it was on!!! Sunday was my birthday, so... "I partied, like its my birthday, drank Bacardi, like its my birthday." Actually, I got a red bull & vodka bday present plus many, many shots, and convinced many fine young ladies to dance with and take suggestive pics with. THe hightlight was working out a way to to become a producer of documentaries, and my latest work is on a young man trying to get wasted for 30 straight days (ala Sperlock and Leaving Las Vegas).

Here's to OC baby. Flash and Trash during Spring Break '06.

R.I.P. RedSox

What can I say? How bout: "It's over." Absolutely horrendous this weekend. The pitching is in rough shape, not looking to get better anytime soon. The offense kept it respectable, but the pitching just blows. Baseball is dead.

R.I.P. RedSox

First Blog Bitches...

"Allow myself...to introduce myself." Since I read a bunch of blogs on a daily basis, I figured I'd get this party started. Here goes...first blog...not sure what to say.

- This is me. Really, I just need to post a pic so I can ref it for my profile. Its me with my dog Nixon. He is a chocolate lab and a frickin crazy terrorist. He will destroy and/or eat anything. But he is cool, and loves to catch the disc and go swimming.



- Now on to the important things. BIG baseball weekend for both my Sawx and Phils. 5 game set for NYY v. BOS. If BOS takes 3 of 5, color me happy (but not pink - that's gay). NYY looked pathetic vs BAL this week, which is great news...just great. BOS needs some pitching this weekend from the starters and BP, but NYY could be in trouble in this dept. Big Buster notes this in his Torre railing. NICE!!! What I see? I see a doubleheader split today - Game 1 to the skanks with Wing-Wang on the hill, and game 2 should go to BOS and Lester since they are facing rolly-pollie Ponson. I like Schilling this weekend - he just steps up in these situations, and figure my BIG UNIT will win too the way he has been pitching lately. So, that leaves one game up for grabs. "Lets go RedSox, lets Go!" Clap-clap-clap.

Viva El Papi!!!