Jeff Garcia is totally NOT gay

Totally NOT gay:::


No one will be confusing Jeff Garcia with Joe Montana, but he played a great game Monday night as the birds beat the panthers 27-24 Monday night. What were you expecting from Garcia this year after McNabb went down? Not much. But he had a stellar performance against a better than average Carolina defense - 300+ yds, 3 TDs, no turnovers. The line kept Peppers at bay, and since they couldn't run the ball (who can against that front 4?), they came up with a nice game plan for Jeff "I'm totally not GAY, look, my new hottie playmate girlfriend is kicking the shit out of my slightly-less-hot ex-girlfriend" Garcia and the offense. Will this continue? I doubt it, but there is still hope.

This is why:

























Did I mention he is Canadian though? Perhaps bi-curious then...